Hello! I’m here, I’m here! I am alive and well, but BUSY! It seems that being an unemployed bum is incredibly hard work and I’ve never been so friggen busy! It is amusing however, it takes a situation about men opening their legs to get me to write.
So, it, has a name, it, being something that really pisses me off! I’ve seen, it, for a while, I’ve chatted to BFF’s about it, and I’ve even had several Facebook posts about it.
I didn’t realise it had a name until the other day, I didn’t know it was so prevalent. Recently two gents were arrested for it. It was on the ABC, it must be true, please God, make this true! There should be more of it!
The situation has become so dire that they now have posters about it in New York. Those New Yorkers have stepped up a peg in my mind.
I know you don’t have balls the size of coconuts, and if indeed you do and you’re catching public transport on the way to your surgeon, well, please forgive me, but, I’m pretty sure you don’t. It doesn’t really worry me too much if there is plenty of space, and if you want to be an arrogant seat hogging arsehole, well, I’m kinda OK with it, I don’t want some peeps sitting next to me either. However, when we all need to fit in the same space, move ya fucking legs! Why should I have to have you press up against me? Why should I have to feel uncomfortable? Why should I have to ask the obvious?
I live in the country so I don’t catch public transport much, however I do travel a lot and I have seen it in every state of Australia, I haven’t focused in on it overseas as my thoughts are more consumed with figuring out where the hell I am and where I need to get off and am I heading in the right direction. It has only happened to me once where I have had to have a word with a manspreading gent. When we travel to our capital city from my home city, we have to travel in a smaller airplane which requires an aerobus from the airport apron to the terminal and return. We need to fit an entire plane load of peeps on that bus, so if there are two seats, they need two people using them. I went to go and sit on a seat and there he was, a seat hogging manspreading arsehole! I immediately wanted to sit elsewhere, but my brain switched to “how dare he” mode, he’s not intimidating me, I’m not too sure of my words, but something along the soft lines of “hey, can you shuffle over?” He did,,,,not enough mind you, I think half of my arse cheek was hanging off the edge, bearing in mind I’m an average sized female. I know I asked politely, not sure why I had to as it was glaringly obvious, I wanted to say “close ya fucking legs arsehole”. I do believe a bit of RedundantK elbow action may have come into play, I have a knack of using my elbow to provide myself with well-deserved personal space, I don’t jab it, I just place it 😀 It has been very useful over the years at music events, I can’t stand a “Johnny come lately” trying to stand in front of me to see a favourite band, if you wanted to be in front, get there earlier than me, I won’t have a problem, I’d be happy to stand behind you!
Anyway, back to the leg spreading chumps! I guess some women don’t notice, or are intimidated and don’t say anything and I am fully aware not ALL men do this. I also think that most of the culprits don’t even know they are doing it, most guys don’t have a clue about others personal space or surroundings, fact, by the way. I’m sure, having balls the size of footballs would give you an excuse to sit like this, or if indeed you are catching public transport to your chiropractor to have your displaced hip sorted. But,,,,DUDE,,,, STOP THE SPREAD!