About

So, what to do when I don’t know what to do with myself?  Start a blog in an already saturated world.  I plan to take this on as a 12 month project in my period of forced unemployment.  I have never required validation or justification of who I am before, so I’m not here for that, just curious to see what can happen.  So if you’re up for it, add me to your favourites, bookmarks, RSS or LIKE me and let’s see what my future holds, I have a feeling it’s going to be good!

Here I am, a 41 one year old recently made redundant, married country West Australian female, no, stay with me, please don’t go in boredom just yet.  There isn’t anything extraordinary about myself to tell you in my introduction.  I don’t follow anyone in particular. I don’t believe in too much.  I know I should like things I don’t.  I don’t get veganism.  I like rhinestones.  I am a non-breeder by choice.   I have difficulty accepting obesity.  I am opinionated to the detriment of my friendships.  I just do stuff.  I don’t watch the news.  I dislike bullying and pranks.  I like leopard print, anything.  I don’t know much and don’t claim to. I nearly failed high school English, yes, English is my first and only language.  I like music, specifically music videos.  I love my family.  I am all for cosmetic enhancements.  I dislike reptiles (they are slimy evil bastards) and birds (they can peck your eyeballs out).  I love my dog, I dislike cats. I find it difficult to make new friends.  I might have dabbled in reality TV.  I love dancing around the house.  I prefer to drink  champagne.  I believe cousins and siblings are the best friends.  I am politically incorrect.  I dislike clowns.  I wear crocs.  I like bacon, a little too much.  I have a soft spot for one hit wonders.  I don’t get sucked into marketing.  I have a pretty amazing husband.  I like cruising around in my 1962 R Series Valiant.  I say fuck a lot.   I have a box of treasures.  I believe false eye lashes can improve any look.  I use far too many punctuation marks on social media comments and texts.  I love my small group of friends. I love a good Drag Queen.  I like a good hammock.  I don’t read books.  I prefer Asian food.  I have little sympathy for people who continue to make the same stupid decisions and not learn from them.  I enjoy a hearty  cooked breakfast nearly every day.  I dislike inconsiderate drivers.  I’m an android girl.  I sometimes enjoy the dressing up more than the event.  I am unfit but desperate to change it.  I love living by the ocean, but not too keen to be on it.  I have never quite fit in and never wanted to.

If you are not offended at this stage and haven’t closed your browser, hang with me for a while, I believe I am a good person and can sometimes be slightly entertaining, you never know what I may share with you?   Did you notice I made 52 points of interest, on a 12 month project, interesting  😉

There is one thing that I do believe in actually and that is;

EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU MAKE A CHOICE

Let’s make some good ones together!

23 thoughts on “About

  1. I’m on board.
    Try not to sledge “non-hair-drying-nor-cosmetically-enhanced-roundies” too much though.
    We’re not a bad bunch x

  2. Love it Kel, can’t wait to read more! Does your rule about no wet hair outside the house apply in the Bahamas, cause if so I am guilty as charged!

    • Glad to hear it Lib, well, that IS a tough one, depends on what you are doing, if you are paying bills or grocery shopping, well no, it is unacceptable, however mooching from bed to pool to bar to ocean to sunlounge, it IS acceptable. Have fun!

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