So, I came to the realisation that I have actually been unemployed for SEVEN MONTHS! I can’t tell you how busy I have been not really achieving anything, it is rather surprising to me!
I have been stewing over something the entire time and really couldn’t be bothered addressing it, it just seemed so dull. The dreaded resume. I have never really needed one before as I always obtained employment by word of mouth and I had been previously employed by the same company for 20 years. Every HR team member or Manager tells me they don’t read them, but you have to submit them when you apply for a job?
URRGGHHHH
Anyway, I am pleased to announce that after thinking about the bloody thing EVERY morning that I wake up, I have finally completed it. I even abstained from using swear words and emoticons 🙂
I seem pretty friggin awesome on paper, perhaps a little too good to be true? It was a hard process, as being in my previous position for so long, I just did stuff. It was time-consuming and bloody boring sitting down and actually thinking about what I did, looking back, I really should’ve been on three salaries!
Anyway, I’m pretty sure no one will actually read it, but it is done. I guess now I have something to cut and paste on the dreaded Linkedin profile I’ve also been told to set up :/
*Off to take a suitably professional profile picture*
