WTFF – Spring trend?

Wuh t, th uh, ak-choo-uh l, fuhk?  I have mentioned before, I’m sure of it, I don’t really do fashion, what looks good, looks good and what is “on trend” usually doesn’t.  Thank fuck really, as this has “just landed”, check out this $290, 95% polyester and 5% spandex monstrosity.

WTFF-karen walker

I am pretty sure I won’t be lured into using the discount voucher this particular store emailed me.

TBH, I don’t know shit, BUT, I am pretty sure the phrase “on trend fashion” and word “Sweatshirt”  shouldn’t me mixed.  Sorry Karen, not digging your threads.

 

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WTFF – Sideboob

One of my wishes for 2015 was the eradication of the sideboob.  I don’t even care if you are a Victoria Secret Angel, side boob is WRONG!  I was scrolling through my morning news catch up and saw the headline “Gwyneth Paltrow rocks sideboob in chic blue dress at Mortdecai premiere”  The horror, or so I thought.

gwyneth-paltrow-rocks-sideboob

gwynnie boob

If that’s what they are calling sideboob in 2015, all side, no boob, I’m happy with that.  Who would’ve though Gwynie would have restored my faith in anything?

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Friday Fashion Fail

I have never been one to follow any fashion rules.  I like what I like, I definitely hate what I hate (I’m looking at you stonewashed elasticated waist pants) and if I can’t find what I want, I make it.  I sometimes think back to the times when I was a kid where we used to fashion our finery from garbage bags or newspapers or curtains or op shops or the rag bag.  We would proudly parade them around for all to see after school and on weekends.  I recall once being sent back to my room to change on a high school camp excursion,,,,,I think it was Hobbytex’d denim shorts and a black shirt which was the offending outfit, I WAS considering going to University to do an arts degree, bloody stifling chumps.

Anyway, enough of that.  Yes, I will admit that I have a very questionable sense of fashion, however, I KNOW that these are all shades of wrong, I don’t care if they cost a fortune and are made by a name brand, they are dreadful, who the hell wants hairy sandals?  Hairy scratchy fucking high heeled thongs?!?  Friday Fashion Fail!

hairy sandals

 

http://www.zimmermannwear.com/readytowear/accessories-shoes-1/shoes/raffia-high-heel-sandals-1.html

If these don’t repulse you like they do me, too bad, they are SOLD OUT!  FFS  o.O

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