One of my wishes for 2015 was the eradication of the sideboob. I don’t even care if you are a Victoria Secret Angel, side boob is WRONG! I was scrolling through my morning news catch up and saw the headline “Gwyneth Paltrow rocks sideboob in chic blue dress at Mortdecai premiere” The horror, or so I thought.
If that’s what they are calling sideboob in 2015, all side, no boob, I’m happy with that. Who would’ve though Gwynie would have restored my faith in anything?
I feel like a fat pig,,,,,you’ll go get one for me,,,,,dont bother I think I ate it already 🙁
Why the hell do I do this to myself? I seem to have eaten enough to sustain a small country in the past week. If you have ever wondered if it is possible to gain 2 kilos’ in a week, well the answer is yes! My bathroom scales and pants can prove it! Evidence in all its gut busting glory.
Sugar and me DO NOT WORK! Sure, I love the sweet white poison at the time, but immediately after, I regret the decision to indulge yet it lures me in. I rarely eat sugar in the form of lollies, chocolate or cake, but at Christmas I seem to forget why I don’t indulge, I get stuck in and seem to get trapped in its addiction almost immediately even though it makes me feel like crap.
I blame Pascall’s Clinkers, as I couldn’t possibly blame myself, an adult with all the dietary knowledge at my fingertips? If they had never invented the Clinker, most of my problems would disappear. Do you have a favourite colour? Of course you do! I have a problem, as I can’t stop at one, as I am not sure if I like the crunch of the chocolate and candy together or the pleasure to slowly suck the chocolate off then crunch on the candy as a separate treat. I then need to test the theory again and again as I have forgotten which Clinker munching method I preferred from only moments prior.
Either consumption method, I have to nibble the end off to see what colour I have. I always curse at Green, when in actual fact I don’t mind it, after all, I know it will promptly follow with another one of colour unknown. I kind of feel a bit bad as I have discriminated against green for my entire life, but really, little greenie was OK and didn’t deserve my hatred. My poor sister seemed to get the pack full of green this year, which she then passed onto her partner in disgust, I heard no complaints from him. I am however curious as to their quality testing for such things, how do they know how many greens are in a pack, is it worth an email to Cadbury?
The blurb from their website says it all:
“Mystery! Suspense! Drama!
You never know which colour you’re going to get – but there’s always a happy ending with Clinkers, the randomly-coloured candy crunch within delicious milk chocolate”
Seems I forgot to read the packet before tearing into it, it does actually state FAMILY SHARE PACK, I see the error of my ways now! Once again, willingly tricked by a business, however, product satisfaction wins over advertising this time.
I was so caught up in my sugar stupor that I forgot to make this active days ago :/
BTW, I MAY have won some money in the Christmas day scratchies 😀 I shall reinvest 😀
